#609: How To Summon A UAP with Matt Pines

Red coat this dick mother fucker!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫🔫

I always give Max hella shit, but it’s outta love my bro! Yeah that’s super gay, but I’m an autistic retard just like you Max!🍻🍻🍻🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

I had the most boots of 2024!!!! LFG!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄

Oh Jordan is a bad ass North American, my Canadian brother! Beautiful as long as your not a gay British cunt! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jordan is in the mother fucking building!! I knew Jordan was another bad ass American!!!!🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🟰🥇🔫🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪💪

Max stop being so gay for Jon, It’s just so British of you

Forgot to change the amount in my last boost. What can I say I’m just a fucking retarded construction guy from Dirty Jersey who’s aim isn’t good enough to shoot a drone out the sky!

The greatest intro song of any fucking podcast on fucking planet Earth let’s fucking go motherfuckers!!!! Merry Christmas and happy new year, bad ass American and British Cunt! Just kidding love you too motherfuckers let’s fucking go!🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫🔫🔫✊✊✊🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

Fuck Pete Rizzo, fuck Joe Rogan! 🖕🖕🖕

I’ve cut down on my podcast listening last few weeks…… But yous two OG’s got me amped the fuck up! Fuck everyone, #40HPW foe life son!!!!

I refuse to wear a suit for anything other except a wedding or a funeral! Suits are for queer shitcoiners! Real men wear work wear, hunting gear and work out clothes!

Fuck Joe Rogan!!!! 🖕🖕🖕

It’s much more productive to to be in the gym in shorts working out than to buy a suit & tie… just saying 🫡🍄💪

Loved this fucking rant!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka Bouyaka!!!! 🫡🍄💪

I know I’ve finally made it in the Bitcoin space from the @npub1qny3tkh0a… episode when he said he knows who I am!!! LFG!!! 🫡🍄💪

LFG!!!!! 🫡🍄💪

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I recently started to re-embrace English football and my beloved Arsenal for the first time since Covid. I had completely stopped watching because of what cunts all pro sports organizations were regarding Covid and vaccines. But yous twos disrespect of @npub16djxdyd6t… has me questioning myself. An American badass like our boy @npub1luwkteu2e… would never disrespect such a hard working man like Jordan. Fucking Brits!!!🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

@npub16djxdyd6t… is the fucking man, basically foundation of the show! You 2 brutish cunts better show that man some respect! 🖕🖕🖕🔫🔫🔫🇺🇸➕🇨🇦🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩 I was done with the England equals poop emojis. But this one was for @npub16djxdyd6t…!

Yoooo what’s wrong with eating crayons?!?! That’s how I get my daily fruits and vitamins!

I used to drink a lot years ago. Then I was sober for a while and not sleeping much, so then I started smoking a ton of weed. But recently I cut down a lot to try to save my lungs 😂. There’s nothing wrong with munchies, you just need to stock up on healthy snacks like beef jerky, trail mix and fruits. Weed and 🍄are the key to sanity and prosperity of the soul!

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Another request… more of Jordan in 2025, love hearing from that Ungovernable mother fucker!!!!!

One request for you cunts in 2025…. Get the group chats off fucking Telegram and on Signal or SimpleX so I can get all that good good sovereign individual info bruh!!!!🔫🔫🔫🚀🚀🚀🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄✊✊✊

Max loves sausages in his mouth!!!!👄🌭

For 2025 my New Year’s resolution is going to be….. to try to be nicer to Max and all of our English brethren! I shouldn’t hold the fact that Pete the cunt is one of you or they you all sound the same against you!🤣🤣🤣🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕✊✊✊🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄

Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪Stop drop and boost mother fuckers!!!!!!!!!!! 🍻🍻🍻🍄🍄🍄🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕✊✊✊🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

The ant pool family song🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪🤪🤪

I don’t what’s more hilarious Jon’s impressions-Lester Sinclair, subway guy, or the Asian guy?!?!?!🤪🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣🤣

This all sounds very cool, but I’m so retarded I been lost half the episode 🤪

Yo this actually sounds very cool. Looking forward to checking it out!

Very boring without Jon. Max sounds like he choking on a cigarette or a cock or something. Q&A is always good to hear from but I’m falling asleep 10 minutes in. What are you guys trying to like Bitcoin.Review a sleeping pill podcast??!!

I’m glad yous 2 Brits got an American badass to fill in since the OG American badass Jon isn’t on. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Max you sound sick as fuck. Raspy as hell like you smoke a pack a day or something 🤣

Ai Max is gay as fuck bruh!

Yooooo!!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🍄🍄🍄🍻🍻🍻💪💪💪🚬🚬🚬🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕

Sturgis with Bubba sounds gangster as fuck bruh!

I always been rocking Carhart coats since back when I was in middle school! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

Stupid British accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

#40HPW

#80HPW

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Emoji this 🖕🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

Tatum drop the vest and just hire me and my homies as security

I think I got the street cred to come back to 40 hrs a week but without the hashtag anymore lol. I’m too OG for that shit! Piez da OG of #40HPW haha🤪

Fuck anyone who isn’t down with the Bugle boys! If I ever meet someone in person who blocks the Bugle they might get the $5 wrench attack! 🤣Real talk though! 🤪

Fuck Vegas

I am also retarded, I feel a lot better about my retardation after hearing about Tatum’s retardation!🤣

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Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Y’all be safe out there. #40HPW

Jon the song you were singing about opposites attract was super gay

V4V #40HPW

Leave my man Jordan alone he’s a fucking hustler.

I’m absolutely appalled by the fact that yous twos didn’t know that B.I.B.L.E. was a Gza song from the Wu-Tang Clan motherfuckers!

Yo Jon why you talking shit on Jersey Italians my man?!?? I purposely mispronounce my own name b acuse I can!

Maybe I’ll make it out to pubkey someday. Most of my free time is spent smoking blunts and working out. Last time I was in Brooklyn I was chasing a mother fucker around a Construction site with a shovel trying to kill him. That’s when I decided fuck NYC it was right before Covid which the communist like rules just sealed the deal for me to never cross the GW bridge ever again. I said I would never go to NYC ever again, not even for a wedding or a funeral and so far I’ve held to my word.

Btw I loved the 1 hour hard stop! Being that I listen on 2.0 speed I only had to wear my AirPods for 1/2 an hour this morning. Namaste 🙏

I’m an American and I’m spiritual and badass! You Brits are just whiny cunts! Just kidding Max. Your kind of badass too, the way you talk about kicking men in the balls. 🤣 🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧🟰💩

16 hour drive is dedication! Only a badass American would do that! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

#40HPW

Thank you gentlemen

Loved the outro song! 🤘

New Jersey is the only Jersey that matters! Fuck that faggy British island! We survive on land of toxic sewage, way harder than those cunty Brit’s!

I would be honored to have myself and a few of my goons run security for yous twos! I can spot a trouble maker from a mile away! Bro I used to move hella coke at strips clubs back in the day! That was my bread and butter! I paid the price for my crimes, when I did my prison bid from getting popped at one! I even was given an apartment above one by the owner so I could have threesomes with strippers because I was the house dealer there! I been waiting for an opportunity to quite my Union gig! Don’t be playing with my emotions! My only request is that I can hire my best childhood friend when he gets out of prison in 2 or 3 years and that I’m paid in Bitcoin! LFG!!!!!

A lot of good old school Italian spots in NJ/NY closed their doors since the lockdowns. But I would love to smoke a blunt and hit some good food spots in the Dirty Jersey with yous 2 cunts! An American bad ass and an English hooligan fine dinning with psycho Jersey kid, throw a few beers and blunts in the mix and what could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

Good morning you wild mother fucking Ungovernable Misfits! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍄💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

REMEMBER WHEN FREAKS SMASHED $50 BOOSTS ONLINE, THROWING AROUND MILLION SAT+ UTXOS? SHOUT OUT TO THE RIDE OR DIES. YOU FUCKING MADE IT THIS FAR, KEEP MOVING AND DRINK WATER.

SHOUT OUT TO CARLOS, YOU'LL LOVE THE COMPASS MINING STORY ARC.

V4V🍄💪, LFG!!!!!

"ASK NOT IF THE BOTTOM IS IN, ASK IF YOU ARE IN THE BOTTOM." - PRESIDENT JOHN F. KENNEDY

“Stay humble & stack sats” great advice

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Propsal for new years RHR title: "2025 - WORST CATTLE BIKE EVER" 😂

Thank you gentlemen

Thank you gentlemen

SHOUT OUT TO BITCOIN VETERANS AND BITCOIN PARK FOR A PHENOMENAL SUMMIT LAST WEEK. THANKS AS WELL TO NIFTY AND BITDEVS FOR LETTING US KNUCKLE DRAGGERS PLAY ALONG. FREE SAMOURAI.

Stay humble & stack sats, great advice

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Had a stressful morning but listening to you 2 wonderful mother fuckers had me smiling and bullish as fuck on my drive to work! LFG! 🍻🍄💪

The outro song was dope af!

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Thank you gentlemen

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Great tip. Stay humble stack sats.

“STAY HUMBLE & STACK SATS”, great advice

Thank you gentlemen

I work outside in the freezing cold and come home and workout and eat healthy! No excuses mother fuckers! No pussy shit!

Max you better fall back on Jordan. Only a cunty Brit would say they would kick another man in the nuts. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I may just break my strict fuck NYC rule to come see Jon at Pubkey. That’s right bad ass Americans!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m a fucking retard I’ve figured out how to use Nostr. Yous twos will get eventually 🤣🤣🤣

Outro was dope again 🤣

Yo DM me on NOSTR when ya’ll are coming to NYC. I HATE NYC, but I definitely would come out that way to kick it with y’all!

First small boost was a pre listen boost. Had to boost again! What a fucking bangor of an episode!!!! LFG!!! Btw I love the new podcast with AVERAGE_GARY! LFG!!!!

Thank you gentlemen

I wanted to knock Brock the fuck out listening to this! 🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

Mike Brock must a dumb mother fucker thinking he would defeat the great Dick Greaser in a debate! 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

Fuck this guy Brock! Fucking ass clown! Get ‘em Greaser! #40HPW for life son!!!! 🫡🫡🫡💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🙏🙏🙏

LFG! 🫡 #40HPW

Stay safe!

Thank you for your courage

ITM! Thank you gentlemen!

It’s pronounced like pies 🥧. But I never correct anyone because I got hella love for all my V4V podcast peeps and don’t get offended by mispronunciations. Thank you for asking though.🍻🍄💪

Spark one up! 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

I guarantee the lack of value split for confab came directly from our cunty British friend Max. Love that British mofo, but Jon and Jordan are too American/Canadian badass to pull a move like that. I’m just saying 🤷‍♂️ 🤣

V4V🍄💪. LFG!!!!

Thank you gentlemen

“Hit in the face with a wet salmon” 🤣 🤣🤣

ITM! Thank you for your courage! Stay safe!

I’m all about Zeus for podcast! Bullish af bruh!😎

When the Evan/Zeus podcast?! #40HPW LFG!!!!🍄🫡💪

I haven’t gone back to NYC since the covid communist takeover. Fuck NYC 🗽 🟰💩

Pre listen boost just because Even is on! LFG!!!!🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪🫡🫡🫡

Orangeman kept his word. Actually went beyond with full pardon, not just commutation.

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

The white Eddie Murphy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@npub1luwkteu2e… Yoooo!!!!🫡🍄💪

Love the intro song!!!! 🤣🪩🕺

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Marty sorry for the loss of your Aunt. My Aunt passed away yesterday. May your Aunt rest in peace.

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Thank you gentlemen

#lakesatoshi

Dam can’t believe ya’ll never heard of Lake Satoshi! I feel very uncomfortable listening to this episode after finding this out 🤣🤪🍄💪

Thank you gentlemen

I think we should base the sats to cigarette pricing based on prison tobacco prices. I miss pricing ramen noodles in cigarettes from my days in prison!

I wonder if I would get more street cred on NOSTR posting pic of me shirtless jack hammering??? 🤔🤔🤔

Smoking non-KYC joints 🔥💨💨💨

🤣 #40HPW

If your homie was working in the kitchen chow hall was where the paraphernalia of fresh veggies and spieces would be smuggled back to the block to make “chew chee’s” or “mixups”

Yard and “mainline” or “chow hall” was when a lot of stabbing would go down in my prison. You had to be on your A game ready for war at all times! 🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

This letter is giving me PTSD and anxiety thinking about the horrific toxic sludge I was served back in the day in prison. Fuck that never again! 💪💪💪🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

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@npub15604np6cc… Is good people’s! 💪💪💪💪💪

I hate buying car at car dealerships. I usually want to fist fight everyone in there so it’s actually a test of my strength to hold back 🤪

Enjoying this conversation. Thank you gentlemen.

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