Bitcoin Optech: Newsletter #397 Recap

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That rat bastard Brad. Hell of trade for Florida

Knicks don’t want KD! Not at that price!

👍👍 https://fountain.fm/track/aVc7kD5hkCzeo4B9yedZ @nevent1qvzqqqp…

“SCROLLING ON DOWN THROUGH THE SHITCOINS” https://fountain.fm/track/aVc7kD5hkCzeo4B9yedZ @nevent1qvzqqqp…

My favorite Bitcoin song https://fountain.fm/track/aVc7kD5hkCzeo4B9yedZ @nevent1qvzqqqp…

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Anchorwatch does not use taproot. They use Segwit.

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Great soap

Ordered more soap, love it. Enjoy having both cedarwood soap and deodorant.

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If it doesn’t have in app unilateral exit, it’s custodial, period. This is not negotiable. If something is not implemented then it simply doesn’t exist for the average user. 99.99999% of Spark users don’t even know a CLI app exists let alone how to use it. Without local caching and unilateral exit actually implemented in the app and having hard dependency on operator cooperation to exit then it’s custodial. Listen I actually like Spark and think it makes reasonable tradeoffs in a world without covenants, but as it stands it’s a custodial product. Happy to revise this once we see an actual implementation of unilateral exit and more operators and LSPs, but it’s just the honest reality today.

If it doesn’t have in app unilateral exit, it’s custodial, period. This is not negotiable. If something is not implemented then it simply doesn’t exist for the average user. 99.99999% of Spark users don’t even know a CLI app exists let alone how to use it. Without local caching and unilateral exit actually implemented in the app and having hard dependency on operator cooperation to exit then it’s custodial. Listen I actually like Spark and think it makes reasonable tradeoffs in a world without covenants, but as it stands it’s a custodial product. Happy to revise this once we see an actual implementation of unilateral exit and more operators and LSPs, but it’s just the honest reality today.

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Wore the “Bugle News” red shirt in Vegas

Hugs are underrated

Next year hug inbound!!

When details on the Sasha Vegas run?

Is my fountain subscriber working now?

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Flair espresso maker is a manual plastic free(in brewing chamber, not overall) and sub $400 option. Great shots and durable af

Need that Vegas event to happen again this year

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2026 prediction: in 2025 Mike Brock was only teetering. 2026 will bring his real crash out.

BANGER

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Quantum is a fake and gay VC scam until it can factor a random three digit integer. Until then my young kids are smarter.

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Big Fan of SideSwap!! Thanks for interviewing Scott and letting people know about this awesome project!

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Talk AI and stack sats on the stacker.news AI Territory! https://stacker.news/~AI

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Talk Sports Stack Sats @ the Stacker.News ~Stacker_Sports Territory

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Talk stocks stack sats on the stacker.news ~Stacker_ Stocks Territory

Jade HWW sucks. Mine died after six months despite being in a waterproof ESD bag the whole time. Unacceptably terrible durability.

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I agree car! STOP USING TELEGRAM FOR SUPPORT!

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8 hour laptop battery is bananas!🍌

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Of course I take the yanks when they can’t score!!

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Car on fire 🔥.

Zap! Paul to the Mets!

I agree with gray. True PG Tyrese is up there maybe the best . (Pains me to say)

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MIKKO!!!

EK comes up from out of the shadows

Test

👏👏hockey is so hard because of moments like last night. Jets win an epic game

JJ reddick should be slapped for some of the coaching decisions

Leafs lose in 6 in round 2

Great point ruby. Bills made that mistake with Elam

Some audio issues but good episode thanks fellas

Audio dropped right when discussing NVK deleting tweets for about 1 min

Thanks fellas

Great Coldcard Bitcoin talk. maybe you guys should discuss the top bitcoin post of the week for just a few minutes

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😂kevin love 😂🔥hot take indeed

Yoga 🧘 ⚡️ zap

Car haha maximum carnage (Spider-Man game) came out on SNES and Sega not N64

Wow this was great! SNIRL needs a new home after this fall. Maybe I’ll reach out to Needs!

All this fantasy baseball talk makes me want to join haha

What does the SNL team think about the club Orange app? Cool story about Siggy but is it worth joining?

RIP and condolences

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Great break down of Wumbo’s picks. Tell Ted we need his analysis in the stacker stocks territory! ZAP