Dennis Porter Faces Headwinds | Bugle Weekly Episode 47

Jon/Americans: Suppressing fagginess to save manliness Max/UK: “Open up” your buttholes Also Max: “i liked that bit” when SoulExporter spoke about his ass cheek

Maybe I’ll make it out to pubkey someday. Most of my free time is spent smoking blunts and working out. Last time I was in Brooklyn I was chasing a mother fucker around a Construction site with a shovel trying to kill him. That’s when I decided fuck NYC it was right before Covid which the communist like rules just sealed the deal for me to never cross the GW bridge ever again. I said I would never go to NYC ever again, not even for a wedding or a funeral and so far I’ve held to my word.

Btw I loved the 1 hour hard stop! Being that I listen on 2.0 speed I only had to wear my AirPods for 1/2 an hour this morning. Namaste 🙏

I’m an American and I’m spiritual and badass! You Brits are just whiny cunts! Just kidding Max. Your kind of badass too, the way you talk about kicking men in the balls. 🤣 🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧🟰💩

16 hour drive is dedication! Only a badass American would do that! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Y’all be safe out there. #40HPW

Jon the song you were singing about opposites attract was super gay

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Leave my man Jordan alone he’s a fucking hustler.

I’m absolutely appalled by the fact that yous twos didn’t know that B.I.B.L.E. was a Gza song from the Wu-Tang Clan motherfuckers!

Yo Jon why you talking shit on Jersey Italians my man?!?? I purposely mispronounce my own name b acuse I can!

Jon if I promise not to comment on what a “zine" can I PLEASE join your Star Wars nerd club!?

I work outside in the freezing cold and come home and workout and eat healthy! No excuses mother fuckers! No pussy shit!

Max you better fall back on Jordan. Only a cunty Brit would say they would kick another man in the nuts. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I may just break my strict fuck NYC rule to come see Jon at Pubkey. That’s right bad ass Americans!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m a fucking retard I’ve figured out how to use Nostr. Yous twos will get eventually 🤣🤣🤣

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Should have named the last episode “Cash for Clankers” - I honestly thought the title was “Clunkers” until y’all switched to robotism... Anyway, man, I have so many stories about buying or selling cars! Dealerships are the worst! We just dealt with one and it was quite a situation! This poor kid sold his first car to me and I took him on a rollercoaster of emotions!

@npub15604np6cc… Is good people’s! 💪💪💪💪💪

I hate buying car at car dealerships. I usually want to fist fight everyone in there so it’s actually a test of my strength to hold back 🤪

Enjoying this conversation. Thank you gentlemen.

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I appreciate listening to a podcast where I’ve given all three of y’all a hug! Keep up the good work gentlemen! Lol, Otis was the GIF of the guy who sees something, makes a face like “this might as well happen” and then unzip! 🤣

Last episode is the first I boosted and y'all can't get the boostes to work!? Lol WTF

The white Eddie Murphy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@npub1luwkteu2e… Yoooo!!!!🫡🍄💪

Love the intro song!!!! 🤣🪩🕺

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Wicked song at the end! Whats it called?

Outro was dope again 🤣

Yo DM me on NOSTR when ya’ll are coming to NYC. I HATE NYC, but I definitely would come out that way to kick it with y’all!

First small boost was a pre listen boost. Had to boost again! What a fucking bangor of an episode!!!! LFG!!! Btw I love the new podcast with AVERAGE_GARY! LFG!!!!

Thank you gentlemen

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Cheers to another month of teaching me colloquial terms for if I ever visit the UK. If I need to go to the landfill then now I know to ask for just “the tip." Thanks Max and Q! 🫶

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Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Haven’t started listening yet but I’m sending the rest of the sats I have on Fountain to yous twos mother fuckers! LFG!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫🍻🍻🍻🍻🍄💪💪💪💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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🐤🌸🌈 keep up the good work boys!

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LFG!!!!!! USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🤣

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“The world’s most private privacy token” - is that what he says in the intro? “token” --- Also, that sounds like Jeff Goldblum - is that Jeff Goldblum!? “Monero... uh..... finds a way”

You bloody fucking cunts! 🤣 That was for saying there was no negative comments from last show!

I completely disagree with the take on NOSTR 🤦‍♂️

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Follow up boost since last time I used “Dary” to refer to Jon there was some confusion... In Letterkenny there is a character named Daryl and they call him Dary. And a while back Jon said something about his parents almost naming him Daryl? Hell, now i can’t remember but yeah, that’s the over-explanation and here’s some more sats... Cunt(s)

Matt and Dary! My favorite podcasters! I really should have hired Travis Bickle to help plumb my pool heater. Maybe I could have saved a few ASICs and a few thousand cuck bucks. I just realized Travis name is Travis BiTckle - clever! Remote automated drones activating when people are nearby......? great.... There is a Black Mirror episode about this - it’s terrifying... (Metalhead Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5)

Become Ungovernable mother fuckers! 🫡💪🍄

I absolutely fucking hate sports ball small talk! It’s such a phony way to go through life, not for me!

I can barely get out of bed most mornings I’m in so much pain, and have very little time inbetween demolishing buildings or jack hammering to hit the gym…… But I force myself to…. Because we are warriors @npub1luwkteu2e… , so stop being a pussy and start working out!

🤣 @Nostr Gang is actually a she not a he! And she’s hot!🥵

Trying to maintain sanity in an insane world. Everyday is a struggle not to decapitate some dumb mother fucker for looking at at me wrong. Not sure what turning I’m in but I’m ready for rage! 🤪💪🔫🍄🥩🍳🫡🙏

Flair espresso maker is a manual plastic free(in brewing chamber, not overall) and sub $400 option. Great shots and durable af

Need that Vegas event to happen again this year

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I only drink extremely high caffeine content coffee

I just sent a request to join the group. Look forward to discussing coffee with the OG’s of coffee!🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

What’s the link for the signal group? Since I deleted Telegram I have been out the loop of messege groups of pleb homies🤣

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I had to pause the pod after you mentioned jumping into a pool with a cold beer. I had to actually go do that! But then seriously considered my role here after listening to pleb miner in the wild (Jon, I hope to find a moment to send you a video reply soon). Keep up the good work gents!

Jon's mid-boost-read burp cracked me up. Just completely not expecting it and then buuurrrp 🤣

sssshhhheduled. Rugby. Stones. I can tell Max is harkoning back to his UK home world and having too few chats with Jon. I didn't even here a “zee" on this episode! 😔

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Keep up the good work fellas!

On my drive into work, as I listen all I hear is….. “blah blah blah, we’re British and we are gay, blah blah blah.” Only 2 Brits would be arguing over what’s more gay running or swimming! How bout shut up and workout bitch! Fucking Brits! 🇺🇸🟰☝️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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It was such a pleasure to meet you and your family, Jon! I was honored to give you and so many others a hug! Max, I’m not sure what to say other than you better fucking be there next year... If I have to buy you a plane ticket then so be it. How much are flights from Antarctica anyway? Thank you to everyone at Lake Satoshi - thank you especially to Mike and PF for all their efforts, I hope to actually meet them next year. One of my favorite conversations was with a lady who has known Mike for 20 something years and talks about how this type of event is just a normal Saturday for their friends and family. Not only is the PMM and Meshtadel my type of people but these Michiganders are my type of people too! - my kids will be talking about this their entire lives and are already so excited to go next year! I will do my best to arrive earlier than 1 o’clock in the morning next time!

I want a job earning sats to dig and fill holes!🤣😜🍄💪 🇺🇸 🟰 🥇

@npub1luwkteu2e… your daughter is an OG!!! Well done on raising a true G!

Thank you gentlemen

“Woo Girls” are hilarious... I love pointing out “Oh the woo girls are here” and someone in my group will ask me what that means? Then the other group says “WOOOOOOOO” and I just point ---> see, “woo” girls! Also, you are right, you shouldn’t tell me you’d read anything... Gettysburg address 🤣 I’m gonna get drunk and boost asking Jon to read War and Peace or Mandibles or Human Action

LFG!!!! @npub1luwkteu2e… doing pushups live on air!!! 💪💪💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

I agree with you Max on how many men are cunts when talking about their lady’s when with other guys. I would never disrespect my wife by doing that.💪💪💪

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I'm not sure how to ask this question but you two Brits are the closest I am to anyone in the UK... Can you tell where Danny Knowles is from just from his accent? I haven't heard Peter's "ok, that's fine" on this show in a while but the new WBD has Danny saying "um" a lot but it sounds more like "eerrrrrm" when he says it. Anyway, just curious. Please continue with actually important things after my bullshit question.

Just an fyi….. I’m considering boycotting all future episodes that have no American representation…. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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Listening to this now and realizing that I completely missed number 70. ... can confirm Fountain chapters don't work for shit. I was scrolling through the boost section to listen again for my boost and it was all news info. Gonna go listen to 70 now! Keep up the good work gents and keep your chins held high! Pardon samurai!!!

20 years ago I took a plea deal for 4-8 years instead of risking the 10-20 years they wanted to give me. If I didn’t have kids I would of went to trial.

“Peas in the upper quadrant”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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As technology gradually eats the world, both in life overall and in Bitcoin without basic math, logic, and technical knowledge you will always be a step behind and easier to con. Harsh lesson of 2025 as it was during the Bcash split.

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Missed boosting the last few episodes. Can't miss the Bugle show. Really appreciate all 4 of y'all! Keep up the good work, the good coffee, the good reporting, and the good discussion!

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Enyoyed the mycology segment, wouldn't say no to more og that! <3

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V4V Thank you sir

@npub1luwkteu2e… on 2 days in a row!!!! 🫡🍄💪

Max is a mining woo girl! 🤣 I had to go get some BarnJerky from the fridge after Jon eating jerky midroll ad read style. What can we do to ship some to Max?! Y’all keep up the good work gentlemen! Thanks for everything! 🫶 Also I wish I had listened to this 2 years ago when I started the pool heater build. I haven’t abandoned it yet... I’m still going to ignore the fact that I should have just bought a normal heater or should have run the numbers on anything. I want my pool heated with miners and I’ve gotta make it happen!

Whenever @npub1luwkteu2e… is on I get hyped as fuck!Walking round my Construction job looking for a fight while laughing at the shit talk bout Pete the Cunt! 🤣

The homie @npub1luwkteu2e… back in trenches!!!! LFG!!!!🫡🍄💪

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Mother fuckers who mutilate themselves are weird as fuck and obviously have mental health problems! I mean I’ve had anxiety and depression before, but I would rather get fucked up or knock somebody out who’s a wise ass than mutilate my own body lmao!🤣I mean now I would just use plant medicine and meditate, but either way they are definitely mentally unhealthy.

I am now currently following and listening to 4 podcasts with @npub12eml5kmtr…! Does that make me a podcast junkie or a @npub12eml5kmtr… fanboy?! 🤔

Back in the day I used to only cut coke with vitamins to make it healthier 🤪

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Clasy guests

I rent my house paying value for value.

The problem with people who take advantage of others providing value, is that they have not yet encountered the right individual who will step up and TAKE the value that they are due. If I provide value for someone and they take advantage of my work ethic or value, me personally have no problem slapping the shit out of them and taking my value. But they have brain washed most of us to be sheep and not take matters into our own hands.

My take on anyone who is against V4V is not only my enemy but the enemy of everything that is good on earth. Anyone who is not 100% V4V and has sponsors can be manipulated. So whoever isn’t down should lay down or get layed out, perdiod!

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It’s pronounced like pies 🥧. But I never correct anyone because I got hella love for all my V4V podcast peeps and don’t get offended by mispronunciations. Thank you for asking though.🍻🍄💪

Spark one up! 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

I guarantee the lack of value split for confab came directly from our cunty British friend Max. Love that British mofo, but Jon and Jordan are too American/Canadian badass to pull a move like that. I’m just saying 🤷‍♂️ 🤣

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I do preemptive boosts all the time 🤣. That’s why I end up doing multiple boosts many times because something comes up in an episode that triggers a comment. So here’s another one for that topic.🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

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Non corruptible ex street kid here! When you been through hell and dwelled amongst the sewage it builds character & strength!💪💪💪

Howard Stern is an exposed pussy bitch. Just a typical New Yorker who talks but can’t back it up.🖕🖕🖕💪💪💪

LFG!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

If your homie was working in the kitchen chow hall was where the paraphernalia of fresh veggies and spieces would be smuggled back to the block to make “chew chee’s” or “mixups”

Yard and “mainline” or “chow hall” was when a lot of stabbing would go down in my prison. You had to be on your A game ready for war at all times! 🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

This letter is giving me PTSD and anxiety thinking about the horrific toxic sludge I was served back in the day in prison. Fuck that never again! 💪💪💪🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

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Marty sorry for the loss of your Aunt. My Aunt passed away yesterday. May your Aunt rest in peace.

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Thank you gentlemen

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