#584: The VPN That Can't Track You with Carl Dong

Fuck Pete Rizzo, fuck Joe Rogan! 🖕🖕🖕

I’ve cut down on my podcast listening last few weeks…… But yous two OG’s got me amped the fuck up! Fuck everyone, #40HPW foe life son!!!!

I refuse to wear a suit for anything other except a wedding or a funeral! Suits are for queer shitcoiners! Real men wear work wear, hunting gear and work out clothes!

Fuck Joe Rogan!!!! 🖕🖕🖕

It’s much more productive to to be in the gym in shorts working out than to buy a suit & tie… just saying 🫡🍄💪

Loved this fucking rant!!!! Bouyaka Bouyaka Bouyaka!!!! 🫡🍄💪

I know I’ve finally made it in the Bitcoin space from the @npub1qny3tkh0a… episode when he said he knows who I am!!! LFG!!! 🫡🍄💪

LFG!!!!! 🫡🍄💪

👍🏻🫡 Thanks for the Fed acknowledgment, classy move

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Emoji this 🖕🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

Tatum drop the vest and just hire me and my homies as security

I think I got the street cred to come back to 40 hrs a week but without the hashtag anymore lol. I’m too OG for that shit! Piez da OG of #40HPW haha🤪

Fuck anyone who isn’t down with the Bugle boys! If I ever meet someone in person who blocks the Bugle they might get the $5 wrench attack! 🤣Real talk though! 🤪

Fuck Vegas

I am also retarded, I feel a lot better about my retardation after hearing about Tatum’s retardation!🤣

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Sturgis with Bubba sounds gangster as fuck bruh!

I always been rocking Carhart coats since back when I was in middle school! Bouyaka Bouyaka 🔫🔫🔫💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

Stupid British accent 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Y’all be safe out there. #40HPW

Jon the song you were singing about opposites attract was super gay

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Leave my man Jordan alone he’s a fucking hustler.

I’m absolutely appalled by the fact that yous twos didn’t know that B.I.B.L.E. was a Gza song from the Wu-Tang Clan motherfuckers!

Yo Jon why you talking shit on Jersey Italians my man?!?? I purposely mispronounce my own name b acuse I can!

Maybe I’ll make it out to pubkey someday. Most of my free time is spent smoking blunts and working out. Last time I was in Brooklyn I was chasing a mother fucker around a Construction site with a shovel trying to kill him. That’s when I decided fuck NYC it was right before Covid which the communist like rules just sealed the deal for me to never cross the GW bridge ever again. I said I would never go to NYC ever again, not even for a wedding or a funeral and so far I’ve held to my word.

Btw I loved the 1 hour hard stop! Being that I listen on 2.0 speed I only had to wear my AirPods for 1/2 an hour this morning. Namaste 🙏

I’m an American and I’m spiritual and badass! You Brits are just whiny cunts! Just kidding Max. Your kind of badass too, the way you talk about kicking men in the balls. 🤣 🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧🟰💩

16 hour drive is dedication! Only a badass American would do that! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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Thank you gentlemen

Loved the outro song! 🤘

New Jersey is the only Jersey that matters! Fuck that faggy British island! We survive on land of toxic sewage, way harder than those cunty Brit’s!

I would be honored to have myself and a few of my goons run security for yous twos! I can spot a trouble maker from a mile away! Bro I used to move hella coke at strips clubs back in the day! That was my bread and butter! I paid the price for my crimes, when I did my prison bid from getting popped at one! I even was given an apartment above one by the owner so I could have threesomes with strippers because I was the house dealer there! I been waiting for an opportunity to quite my Union gig! Don’t be playing with my emotions! My only request is that I can hire my best childhood friend when he gets out of prison in 2 or 3 years and that I’m paid in Bitcoin! LFG!!!!!

A lot of good old school Italian spots in NJ/NY closed their doors since the lockdowns. But I would love to smoke a blunt and hit some good food spots in the Dirty Jersey with yous 2 cunts! An American bad ass and an English hooligan fine dinning with psycho Jersey kid, throw a few beers and blunts in the mix and what could possibly go wrong?! 🤣

Good morning you wild mother fucking Ungovernable Misfits! LFG!!!!! 🍻🍄💪🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

Outro was dope again 🤣

Yo DM me on NOSTR when ya’ll are coming to NYC. I HATE NYC, but I definitely would come out that way to kick it with y’all!

First small boost was a pre listen boost. Had to boost again! What a fucking bangor of an episode!!!! LFG!!! Btw I love the new podcast with AVERAGE_GARY! LFG!!!!

Thank you gentlemen

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I wanted to knock Brock the fuck out listening to this! 🤣🤣🤣🫡🫡🫡

Mike Brock must a dumb mother fucker thinking he would defeat the great Dick Greaser in a debate! 🤪🤪🤪🤣🤣🤣

Fuck this guy Brock! Fucking ass clown! Get ‘em Greaser! #40HPW for life son!!!! 🫡🫡🫡💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🙏🙏🙏

LFG! 🫡 #40HPW

I’m all about Zeus for podcast! Bullish af bruh!😎

When the Evan/Zeus podcast?! #40HPW LFG!!!!🍄🫡💪

I haven’t gone back to NYC since the covid communist takeover. Fuck NYC 🗽 🟰💩

Pre listen boost just because Even is on! LFG!!!!🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪🫡🫡🫡

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I think we should base the sats to cigarette pricing based on prison tobacco prices. I miss pricing ramen noodles in cigarettes from my days in prison!

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I wonder if I would get more street cred on NOSTR posting pic of me shirtless jack hammering??? 🤔🤔🤔

Smoking non-KYC joints 🔥💨💨💨

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@npub15604np6cc… Is good people’s! 💪💪💪💪💪

I hate buying car at car dealerships. I usually want to fist fight everyone in there so it’s actually a test of my strength to hold back 🤪

Enjoying this conversation. Thank you gentlemen.

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When details on the Sasha Vegas run?

Is my fountain subscriber working now?

I am not deported, I’m a true American Gangster born and bred in the sewage system of NJ! 🇺🇸=🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿& 🇨🇦 =💩

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🤣 @Nostr Gang is actually a she not a he! And she’s hot!🥵

Trying to maintain sanity in an insane world. Everyday is a struggle not to decapitate some dumb mother fucker for looking at at me wrong. Not sure what turning I’m in but I’m ready for rage! 🤪💪🔫🍄🥩🍳🫡🙏

Flair espresso maker is a manual plastic free(in brewing chamber, not overall) and sub $400 option. Great shots and durable af

Need that Vegas event to happen again this year

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I only drink extremely high caffeine content coffee

I just sent a request to join the group. Look forward to discussing coffee with the OG’s of coffee!🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

What’s the link for the signal group? Since I deleted Telegram I have been out the loop of messege groups of pleb homies🤣

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By far the greatest interview and the greatest podcast I’ve ever listened to!!!! LFG!!!! 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪#40HPW

LFG!!!! #40HPW

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LFG!!!!!! #40HPW all day everyday mother fuckers!!!!

When will voting come to #NOSTR ? I couldn’t vote because I don’t fuck with Twitter

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I work outside in the freezing cold and come home and workout and eat healthy! No excuses mother fuckers! No pussy shit!

Max you better fall back on Jordan. Only a cunty Brit would say they would kick another man in the nuts. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I may just break my strict fuck NYC rule to come see Jon at Pubkey. That’s right bad ass Americans!!!! LFG!!!!!! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

I’m a fucking retard I’ve figured out how to use Nostr. Yous twos will get eventually 🤣🤣🤣

It’s pronounced like pies 🥧. But I never correct anyone because I got hella love for all my V4V podcast peeps and don’t get offended by mispronunciations. Thank you for asking though.🍻🍄💪

Spark one up! 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

I guarantee the lack of value split for confab came directly from our cunty British friend Max. Love that British mofo, but Jon and Jordan are too American/Canadian badass to pull a move like that. I’m just saying 🤷‍♂️ 🤣

V4V🍄💪. LFG!!!!

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How about a “Bitcoin Podcast & Wu-Tang Clan”?!?! Anyone interested get me bruh! #40HPW

LFG mother fucker!!! I love sats on sale bruh! #40HPW

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I do preemptive boosts all the time 🤣. That’s why I end up doing multiple boosts many times because something comes up in an episode that triggers a comment. So here’s another one for that topic.🍻🍻🍻🍻🍻

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Non corruptible ex street kid here! When you been through hell and dwelled amongst the sewage it builds character & strength!💪💪💪

Howard Stern is an exposed pussy bitch. Just a typical New Yorker who talks but can’t back it up.🖕🖕🖕💪💪💪

LFG!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

The white Eddie Murphy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@npub1luwkteu2e… Yoooo!!!!🫡🍄💪

Love the intro song!!!! 🤣🪩🕺

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Don’t be shitting on Phish. Even as a hip hop head I followed Phish years ago bumping Tribe Called Quest on my boombox eating mushrooms and smoking weed. Shout out @npub12eml5kmtr… 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

Y’all need to come out to the East coast and smoke tobacco mixed with weed in blunts with us 🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪🚬🚬🚬

Fucking retarded boomers!🖕🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

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I would be honored to be considered the Rocky of #40HPW. I take creatine and do prison workouts at the gym 4-5 days a week.💪💪💪

No rapist allowed on my construction sites. 🏗️

I’m smart retard! 🤪💪🔫🍄

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V4V LFG! #40HPW

If your homie was working in the kitchen chow hall was where the paraphernalia of fresh veggies and spieces would be smuggled back to the block to make “chew chee’s” or “mixups”

Yard and “mainline” or “chow hall” was when a lot of stabbing would go down in my prison. You had to be on your A game ready for war at all times! 🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

This letter is giving me PTSD and anxiety thinking about the horrific toxic sludge I was served back in the day in prison. Fuck that never again! 💪💪💪🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

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When we having #40HPW maxi podcast listeners madness son? I feel like I deserve a top seed in that! 🫡🍳🥩🧘🏻‍♂️🍄💪🙏

Congrats on a hundo my homies! Keep blazing forward my G’s!

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Marty sorry for the loss of your Aunt. My Aunt passed away yesterday. May your Aunt rest in peace.

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Thank you gentlemen

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Excellent discussion gentleman, thank you

Max your always sick bruh. You need to step your nutritional health game up my bruh.

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