Is This The God Candle | Bugle Weekly Episode 49

Jon/Americans: Suppressing fagginess to save manliness Max/UK: “Open up” your buttholes Also Max: “i liked that bit” when SoulExporter spoke about his ass cheek

Maybe I’ll make it out to pubkey someday. Most of my free time is spent smoking blunts and working out. Last time I was in Brooklyn I was chasing a mother fucker around a Construction site with a shovel trying to kill him. That’s when I decided fuck NYC it was right before Covid which the communist like rules just sealed the deal for me to never cross the GW bridge ever again. I said I would never go to NYC ever again, not even for a wedding or a funeral and so far I’ve held to my word.

Btw I loved the 1 hour hard stop! Being that I listen on 2.0 speed I only had to wear my AirPods for 1/2 an hour this morning. Namaste 🙏

I’m an American and I’m spiritual and badass! You Brits are just whiny cunts! Just kidding Max. Your kind of badass too, the way you talk about kicking men in the balls. 🤣 🇺🇸🟰🥇🇬🇧🟰💩

16 hour drive is dedication! Only a badass American would do that! 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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Thank you gentlemen

Great rip. I really enjoyed it. #40HPW🎧

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Should have named the last episode “Cash for Clankers” - I honestly thought the title was “Clunkers” until y’all switched to robotism... Anyway, man, I have so many stories about buying or selling cars! Dealerships are the worst! We just dealt with one and it was quite a situation! This poor kid sold his first car to me and I took him on a rollercoaster of emotions!

@npub15604np6cc… Is good people’s! 💪💪💪💪💪

I hate buying car at car dealerships. I usually want to fist fight everyone in there so it’s actually a test of my strength to hold back 🤪

Enjoying this conversation. Thank you gentlemen.

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I appreciate listening to a podcast where I’ve given all three of y’all a hug! Keep up the good work gentlemen! Lol, Otis was the GIF of the guy who sees something, makes a face like “this might as well happen” and then unzip! 🤣

Last episode is the first I boosted and y'all can't get the boostes to work!? Lol WTF

The white Eddie Murphy!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@npub1luwkteu2e… Yoooo!!!!🫡🍄💪

Love the intro song!!!! 🤣🪩🕺

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GM Less sleep, more podcasts #40HPW🎧

🤣 @Nostr Gang is actually a she not a he! And she’s hot!🥵

Trying to maintain sanity in an insane world. Everyday is a struggle not to decapitate some dumb mother fucker for looking at at me wrong. Not sure what turning I’m in but I’m ready for rage! 🤪💪🔫🍄🥩🍳🫡🙏

Flair espresso maker is a manual plastic free(in brewing chamber, not overall) and sub $400 option. Great shots and durable af

Need that Vegas event to happen again this year

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Review of @npub1hqaz3dlyu… ‘s book 🔥👀 https://shop.freemadeira.org/products/24-avi-burra

Good fun with great friends 🙏 #40HPW🎧

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Last boost for awhile. Taking a much needed break from things. Thank you gentlemen

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My one regret of the conversation was that in the moment I forgot to mention @npub1jcympy69p… with @npub1luwkteu2e… and max one of my most inspirational podcasts that I listen to. That’s just the ADD retard in me. 🤣

So good! Love you all. V4V. #40HPW🎧

Just saw the album art!!!! Love it!!!

Gentleman this was a blast recording! The fucking intro song is EPIC!!!! I think I took a bit too many 🍄that day at work 🤣. Sorry for the abrupt ending because of my retard boss!

Holy smokes(reds)! Pre boosting for the intro #40HPW🎧

It was a true joy spending 2025 with you two. Bring on the conversion. #40HPW🎧

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My 2025 had extreme highs and lows. One of the highs was my appearance on Sound Coffee!🫡🍳🥩🍄💪

Preboost 🙏 #40HPW🎧

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Follow up boost since last time I used “Dary” to refer to Jon there was some confusion... In Letterkenny there is a character named Daryl and they call him Dary. And a while back Jon said something about his parents almost naming him Daryl? Hell, now i can’t remember but yeah, that’s the over-explanation and here’s some more sats... Cunt(s)

Matt and Dary! My favorite podcasters! I really should have hired Travis Bickle to help plumb my pool heater. Maybe I could have saved a few ASICs and a few thousand cuck bucks. I just realized Travis name is Travis BiTckle - clever! Remote automated drones activating when people are nearby......? great.... There is a Black Mirror episode about this - it’s terrifying... (Metalhead Black Mirror: Season 4, Episode 5)

Become Ungovernable mother fuckers! 🫡💪🍄

I absolutely fucking hate sports ball small talk! It’s such a phony way to go through life, not for me!

I can barely get out of bed most mornings I’m in so much pain, and have very little time inbetween demolishing buildings or jack hammering to hit the gym…… But I force myself to…. Because we are warriors @npub1luwkteu2e… , so stop being a pussy and start working out!

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When on vacation you should be doubling your #40HPW to #80HPW on 2.0 speed 🤣

Dam Boomer, you have a great memory! I remember all the episodes you guys are speaking about, but I would of never thought of them off the top of my head.

LFG! #40HPW🎧

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I only drink extremely high caffeine content coffee

I just sent a request to join the group. Look forward to discussing coffee with the OG’s of coffee!🍄🍄🍄💪💪💪

What’s the link for the signal group? Since I deleted Telegram I have been out the loop of messege groups of pleb homies🤣

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I had to pause the pod after you mentioned jumping into a pool with a cold beer. I had to actually go do that! But then seriously considered my role here after listening to pleb miner in the wild (Jon, I hope to find a moment to send you a video reply soon). Keep up the good work gents!

Jon's mid-boost-read burp cracked me up. Just completely not expecting it and then buuurrrp 🤣

sssshhhheduled. Rugby. Stones. I can tell Max is harkoning back to his UK home world and having too few chats with Jon. I didn't even here a “zee" on this episode! 😔

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I'm not sure how to ask this question but you two Brits are the closest I am to anyone in the UK... Can you tell where Danny Knowles is from just from his accent? I haven't heard Peter's "ok, that's fine" on this show in a while but the new WBD has Danny saying "um" a lot but it sounds more like "eerrrrrm" when he says it. Anyway, just curious. Please continue with actually important things after my bullshit question.

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Just an fyi….. I’m considering boycotting all future episodes that have no American representation…. 🇺🇸🟰🥇🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🟰💩

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This is the best thing on the internets #40HPW🎧

Mother fuckers who mutilate themselves are weird as fuck and obviously have mental health problems! I mean I’ve had anxiety and depression before, but I would rather get fucked up or knock somebody out who’s a wise ass than mutilate my own body lmao!🤣I mean now I would just use plant medicine and meditate, but either way they are definitely mentally unhealthy.

I am now currently following and listening to 4 podcasts with @npub12eml5kmtr…! Does that make me a podcast junkie or a @npub12eml5kmtr… fanboy?! 🤔

You aren’t zapping enough bitcoin podcasts either. #40zpw

Bitcoin Bugle pioneering into the world of British Bitcoin Podcasters (BBP) - Good work Mr. Greaser! #40HPW

Yo yo yo 🫡💪🍄#40HPW

Mile high boost! #40HPW🎧

It was such a pleasure to meet you and your family, Jon! I was honored to give you and so many others a hug! Max, I’m not sure what to say other than you better fucking be there next year... If I have to buy you a plane ticket then so be it. How much are flights from Antarctica anyway? Thank you to everyone at Lake Satoshi - thank you especially to Mike and PF for all their efforts, I hope to actually meet them next year. One of my favorite conversations was with a lady who has known Mike for 20 something years and talks about how this type of event is just a normal Saturday for their friends and family. Not only is the PMM and Meshtadel my type of people but these Michiganders are my type of people too! - my kids will be talking about this their entire lives and are already so excited to go next year! I will do my best to arrive earlier than 1 o’clock in the morning next time!

I want a job earning sats to dig and fill holes!🤣😜🍄💪 🇺🇸 🟰 🥇

@npub1luwkteu2e… your daughter is an OG!!! Well done on raising a true G!

Thank you gentlemen

“Woo Girls” are hilarious... I love pointing out “Oh the woo girls are here” and someone in my group will ask me what that means? Then the other group says “WOOOOOOOO” and I just point ---> see, “woo” girls! Also, you are right, you shouldn’t tell me you’d read anything... Gettysburg address 🤣 I’m gonna get drunk and boost asking Jon to read War and Peace or Mandibles or Human Action

LFG!!!! @npub1luwkteu2e… doing pushups live on air!!! 💪💪💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄🫡🫡🫡

I agree with you Max on how many men are cunts when talking about their lady’s when with other guys. I would never disrespect my wife by doing that.💪💪💪

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Group deadmaus next year!

Here’s your MN + BTC music roadtrip: Arrive 9/18, hang with npub13aq06fa4m97790xwz38f8j5fmenyhffc9gsm02rt6cm0vzlvsgdqlrnlpl 9/19 The Format @npub1ltvqkaz3k… at First Ave 9/22 @npub173se9w9eh… at Turf Club Let’s go @Shadrach @npub12eml5kmtr… @npub1s4t5da3x5… 🔥

Road trip to see @OpenMike 🤘

GM. Perfect Monday morning podcast. #40HPW🎧

🐤🌸🌈 keep up the good work boys!

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LFG!!!!!! USA USA USA 🇺🇸 🤣

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“The world’s most private privacy token” - is that what he says in the intro? “token” --- Also, that sounds like Jeff Goldblum - is that Jeff Goldblum!? “Monero... uh..... finds a way”

You bloody fucking cunts! 🤣 That was for saying there was no negative comments from last show!

I completely disagree with the take on NOSTR 🤦‍♂️

Thank you gentlemen #40HPW

Still catching up after sxworldwide. It’s not easy being a full time podcast listener #40HPW🎧

Great Star Wars discussion! I never read the books (surprisingly) but collected the cards, played the games, and fairly recently caught up on all the old shows like Clone Wars, Rebels, Resistance and Bad Batch. Generally enjoy them all but Clone Wars likely the most. I'm a huge fan of Andor and Rogue One. I'll have to check out Picard Season 3 because I tried season 1 and can't remember if I even finished it. Never ever considered watching season 2...

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👍🏻🫡 What is the exact name of the Carl and reed podcast? Couldn’t find it. Thanks

Great rip. Much love for all involved. #40HPW🎧

Max’s American voice is hilarious. I guess we’re all gay over here... 🤣 Nice articles and readings by SoulEx, Charles, (and Jon) - I need to read Charles' article and send it to my wife. She's a social worker at the local government school but about to go into private practice. Before that she worked for the state and has placed many kids in foster care. So many times her opinion is ignored and the state gets what they want. The foster parents are pretty good in our area though. But there are MANY who sign up across the county only with the goal to abuse kids. It's incredibly hard to figure out which ones are the bad ones unless the kids come forward to a therapist or social worker. But my wife's time is spent dealing with bureaucratic BS rather than being able to actually help the kids.

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Taunting the roaster.

Gonna lay low for awhile, thank you gentlemen. Ya’ll be safe out there. #40HPW

Thank you for your service Rod #40HPW🎧

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Can Nostr have the Maxi Madness NIT? PCR would run the table. Votes won’t tally properly and UX will be next level down, but it’ll rule. @Bugle.News_#40HPW🎧 @npub1563z6kxmv…

I feel like years from now, it will be revealed that there was some kind of shitcoiner fuckery going on with the voting of Maxi Madness! If @npub1rtlqca8r6… and @npub1d3f4m9dgv… are not in the final…. I believe the fix was in. On what planet would @Michael_Saylor⚡️ @npub1wg8a8e2gc… defeat @npub1qny3tkh0a… ?!?!

Bouyaka Bouyaka!!!!! LFG!!!!! #40HPW 💪🫡🍄

1)The real economy is driven by corporate rape cases and human trafficking. Or 2)The real economy is tricking old people into gambling their social security on slot machine. Let Cigarettes and Bitcoin light your path. #40HPW🎧

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@Rod_Palmer_📯_Bugle_News_#40HPW🎧 @npub1hcf3acvqk… always bring the 🔥💪💪💪🤣

I bought the book using ecash on Zeus.🫡💪LFG!

Listening to this now and realizing that I completely missed number 70. ... can confirm Fountain chapters don't work for shit. I was scrolling through the boost section to listen again for my boost and it was all news info. Gonna go listen to 70 now! Keep up the good work gents and keep your chins held high! Pardon samurai!!!

20 years ago I took a plea deal for 4-8 years instead of risking the 10-20 years they wanted to give me. If I didn’t have kids I would of went to trial.

“Peas in the upper quadrant”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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As technology gradually eats the world, both in life overall and in Bitcoin without basic math, logic, and technical knowledge you will always be a step behind and easier to con. Harsh lesson of 2025 as it was during the Bcash split.

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Missed boosting the last few episodes. Can't miss the Bugle show. Really appreciate all 4 of y'all! Keep up the good work, the good coffee, the good reporting, and the good discussion!

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@npub1luwkteu2e… on 2 days in a row!!!! 🫡🍄💪

Max is a mining woo girl! 🤣 I had to go get some BarnJerky from the fridge after Jon eating jerky midroll ad read style. What can we do to ship some to Max?! Y’all keep up the good work gentlemen! Thanks for everything! 🫶 Also I wish I had listened to this 2 years ago when I started the pool heater build. I haven’t abandoned it yet... I’m still going to ignore the fact that I should have just bought a normal heater or should have run the numbers on anything. I want my pool heated with miners and I’ve gotta make it happen!

Whenever @npub1luwkteu2e… is on I get hyped as fuck!Walking round my Construction job looking for a fight while laughing at the shit talk bout Pete the Cunt! 🤣

The homie @npub1luwkteu2e… back in trenches!!!! LFG!!!!🫡🍄💪

Great show guys. Thank you. Certified #plebslop free. #40HPW🎧

Same here I’m fucking extremely angry at boomers I love the boomers in my family, but I even think they’re fucking retards. Fuck the boomers! LFG!!!!! 🫡🫡🫡💪💪💪🍄🍄🍄

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Mid and upper models of Flair Espresso maker are plastic free in the brewing areas and around $400-500. Tradeoff is it’s manual but that is just more proof of work. Pair with a metal hot water kettle and you’re all set.

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Business cat, a premium paid episode sold via Fountain on how to go about preparing for a carrington level event is something I’d happily put down some sats for.

Great rip. Thank you both 🙏 #40HPW🎧

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