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2025 was the second best year of my life after 1642.

I was once deaf, but bitcoin podcasts cured my hearing.

A fortune teller once told me, if I miss an episode of Ungovernable Misfits, I will die a gruesome death within 72 hours.

The best way to custody bitcoin is entrusting it to Blackrock. I leave my hardware wallet in Larry Fink’s office.

Trump should approve a special military operation to oust the hosts of the Rollo & Slappy Show.

Gambling is fun! Especially when your life savings is at stake.

I was married to a Quantum Mechanics Theoretician, but she left me for a Particle Physicist, but then he divorced her to date a Nuclear Scientist, but then she broke up with him to hook up with a Astrophysics Researcher.

It’s tradition in my household to celebrate the birth of Dennis Porter every year.

“Bang, Bang.” -Anthony Pompliano

Just smoked a pack of cigarettes and now I have emphysema, thanks.

I just saved 15% on my podcast insurance by switching to Rabbit Hole Recap.

Let’s steal Satoshi’s coins and buy everyone on earth a Big Mac with fries and a Diet Coke. 🤤

Then it’s time to sign up for Anchorwatch.

Stay in your lane

Can’t be a hero unless someone is willing to play the villain

Stay in your lane

Stay stumble

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Stay in your lane

The only certainties in life is death, taxes, bitcoin’s 21 million cap, and the Philadelphia Steelers winning this year’s Super Bowl.

You’re either born for the slop, or you’re born to stop.

Stay humble, stack Matts.

Stay in your lane

This podcast makes me so sleepy, I need to take a NAP.

Best podcast ever recorded. Best piece of audio ever recorded. Greatest words ever uttered.

Stay humble homies