Bob the Cow

My son is banned from videogames until he updates his full node to bitcoin core v29.

If bitcoin pumps forever, I hope I can find a way to live forever.

Money laundering is a fake crime.

If self-custody wallets become illegal, I’m gonna move to the jungles of Bolivia and use bitcoin from there. Viva La Resistance!

There’s only three inevitable things in life: death, taxes, and bitcoin devs merging PRs.

I get a boner thinking about digital privacy.

Timeline Earth is such a great podcast. I sincerely mean that. Ok, so maybe I’m lying.

Orange pillers are as brave as the Pilgrims who sailed to the New World.

I’m against humans having rights, please start a Cow Rights Foundation, please.

Whoa 😳 👀

We can never compete with China on what’s important: eggrolls.

Great show as always. Or so I assume, I don’t actually listen.

I don’t understand why blocks are empty and fees are low, can Car explain why?

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I want nothing more than for Marty to acknowledge my existence.

I’ve told all my children to marry a Bitcoin Core developer, or else I consider them a failure.

Reject larpertarianism.

I miss when Stacker News Live was a dating podcast.

Marty and Matt are the Batman and Robin of bitcoin.

I don’t know how I’d go on without Bitcoin Optech every week.

I miss the old Odell

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Everyone’s a Scammer

Arbedout is high signal

Best journalism/astrology crossover ever.

HAVING TROUBLE STAYING HUMBLE!!!

Tatum won’t stay single for long if BTC keeps pumping

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