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Tul1ps Great big massive ammounts of Bitcoin I am pretty much inspired by your cathedral series, not to follow on your steps but to find my own, develop it and make the world better (according to me). Community service: The coldcard seedphrase algorithm has been compromised, get your shit out and remember it is all Tul1ps and it is going to zero.

Tul1ps 25 years? 25000 sats then. Congratulations, get your wife some flowers or something. I love the current price action, I hope we can keep it like this for a few more years ( a Tul1p can dream too), because I like my sats like I like my women, cheap and fungible. I wrote down all the market price predictions from the biggest bitcoiners out there, from 150k to 1M per coin, they were all wrong except for Odell and you sir. Stay humble and stack sats or something like that you said, it turned out to be right, humbled I've been. All predictions, all trading and all stocks/shitcoins are just Tul1ps and they are going to zero.

Tul1ps Finally some podcast that talks to me. I've binged on some previous episodes but could not for the love of god listen to the voice distorted ones. I just bought a few D. Deutsch books and will try to catch up to your understanding of things. Let me know when you publish your book. - It is all tul1ps and it is going to zero

Tul1ps Check my math: 1. I have $100, I buy 100 USDT 2. Now I still have $100 of purchaising power 3. Tether buys treasuries and get 5% ($5) 4. The USA also has $100 to bomb brown people. We effectively doubled the money + 5%. Am I going crazy here. This sharade is just Tul1ps and it is going to zero. P.S. I love the show.

Calculator BOOB boost Tul1ps Sorry for the hiatus but the German automobil industry shat the bed and I lost my job, found a new one on the defence industry (which is on a rampant). I never thought war had a bright side but apparently it does for us shield-and-sword manufacturers. It is highly entertaining hearing about this men "being had" by these women with loyalties to that monster (Frank-Epstain). Makes me lose faith in humanity as a whole. I just hope they all rot in hell and suffer as much shame as possible. In other news I am happy to officially welcome the bear market and the all-you-can-dip momentum. The universe and the ignorant are giving me the oportunity to stack more. Being this late to the game and realizing that I am still earlier than 99% of the planet gives me hope. All the sentiment, bullishness, hopes and dreams are just Tul1ps and like everything else are going to zero. P.S. I saw another Tul1p in the comments and it made my day. I hope more of us sproud in spring.

Tul1ps The funny thing about sending Bitcoin to mars is that the guy detailing the bridge has a last name that means Bridge in spanish (Puente). - It is all tul1ps and it is going to zero

Tul1ps My mother's hometown is located in one of those garbage filled latinamerican countries, I visited often and decided to do the methane-btc-mining stuff. Le French and netherlander have a very tight product (a cargo container) almost plug and play that I was about to buy with the municipality's money. Thank god two separate local gangs approach me to shake ME for their respective cut, effectively killing the project before it started (it could've been later). To say the least I am never comming back, the place is and will remain trash until those people are removed. Every time one wants to fix something, one is reminded why it is Tul1ps and why is it going to zero.

Tul1ps Regarding the BTC-Treasury companies, what they do is to provide tiny rescue boats to the capital trapped in the Titanic that is the market. It is sinking. Retail investors on the other hand are joining a Ponzi-scheme (literally), in the hopes of outperform bitcoin itself. I understand it, I cheer for them but that is not freedom money and not may cuppa tea. And at the end of the day... - It is all tul1ps and it is going to zero

Tul1ps 1, 2, 3, 4 sats Quick update from Germany, I've been working in the fiat mines from this land for 2 years and let me tell you, most of the negative stuff you hear is compensated by 30 days of vacation on average. Germans flee their land on winter and get their freak on all over the planet. The german turist meme is real, they wake up early and put a towel on their beach chair at 5am (effectively reserving it for the rest of the day). 30 vacation days means a month and a half if you add the weekends, no wonder they are constantly recharged and efficient. German wages are super high compared to almost any other land (except Switzerland, the USA and the UAE), so they live like kings abroad (and I repeat, they get their freak on). Having time and money is what makes you rich, anything else is just Tul1ps.

Tul1ps I am happy that the Chinese-UK scamm is finally resolved and I hope that the UK sells it all as soon as it can and repay the victims (they won't, just ask Egipt and their museum claims). Citicens are better allocators of capital than governments and they deserve to have the BTC (plus cheap sats for us when they do). This new wave of lending platforms sounds exactly like the previous cycle and I would advice anyone who listens to NOT be an early adopter when it comes to loans. Because just like blockfi, it might just be Tul1ps and goes to zero.

Tul1ps You sir let the knots of righteous indignation of our lord Jesus Xst fall upon Dennis Porter and it was hilarious. My take on B Hodl is that they will try to actually do something by managing Lightning nodes and getting from 1 to 10% in fees per year. I hope it is good for lightning. Unless it is all tul1ps and it goes to zero.

Tul1ps I love the payment vs savings argument because both sides are trying to tell the most disagreable cohord in the planet what to do with their MONEY! Hehehe like Saylor telling Bitcoiners never to sell their bitcoin but proceeding to buy billions of this shit himself (who is going to sell it to you Mike?) I love the news because absolutely everything is absurd and funny, CZ buying a pardon, SBF asking for one, politicians abusing the system and almost everybody I know in real life walking with a smile, trying to be good and living a happy life. The world as we know it is just Tul1ps and it is going to zero.

Tul1ps Episode 1200? 1200 sats then, congratulations and thank you sir. I value your work more than that but I am poor as hell. This AI thing is very real, I am trying to automate myself as we speak in a self sovereign way (hard mode). Unsolicited AI dildos however, are going to pop and just like people hired during the pandemic will be shown the door (AI is the perfect scape goat). Amazon: 14,000 Microsoft:15,000 UPS: 48,000 Target: 2600 Federal government: 4,200 Other: Meta, Starbucks, Paramount, and HP. I was one of those earlier last year and that is how you find out that stability is just Tul1ps and it is going to zero.

Tul1ps Strategy building the "future of money", 60% of the banks are getting their armies and infrastructure ready and all the institutions are getting bullish as retail's interest goes down the toilet. Next we will hear Jemie Diamon say "Bear markets are for building". They do not know yet that just like DeFi, it is all Tul1ps and it is going to zero. P.S. I am a pirate at heart and I do not pay for free stuff, but I do pay for your show good sir because I value it. P.S. I saw another Tul1p in the comments and it made my day. I hope more of us sproud in spring.

Tul1ps My mother used to nurse street dogs back to health and adopt them. There were always 5 or more dogs around the house because she would also keep their pups from time to time. Funny enough the street dogs would never wanted to get out of the house and they would always eat to the point of throwing up; Whilst the homegrown dogs would do anything to escape, and bringing them back to the house was a nightmare. It was the old safety vs freedom dilemma. I myself escaped to safer lands and like my dogs I think absolute freedom is overrated when you live in like The Congo or some shit. A balance approach is the key. P.S. we all need a Hayley.

Tul1ps As always, thank you for your service sir, it is good to know I am not the only enraged and righchioisly indignated crazy out there. I DCA'd silver for 3 years when I was a student in 2011 ($48/oz) and sold it for the down payment of my house in Shithole-country-#2 on 2019 ($20/oz) loosing almost 50% on that trade that went nowhere for fucking 15 years. The pain and missery I went through to sell my silver coins was maddening. It turns out that silver rusts and you cannot sell it. I bought it like that and couldn't sell it back to the bank that sold it to me in the first place (fucking joke). Now imagine going on vacation wondering if your box full of coins is gonna be there when you get back. You do not choose "when" to sell it, because it is money and you use it when you "need it" unless you are rich AF. But silver is just Tul1ps and like everything else it is going to zero. P.S. Silver bugs are the real low time preference OGs.

Tul1ps Unlike the last cycle veterans, I do not have a miningful stack and therefore get very exited when bitcoin dips. But now we are posing to get above 100k again and my life is miserable. I am force to choose between my cocaine + prostitutes and staking more sats. My stacking pace was just fine at 80k, giving me room for a normal life and a prosperous future. Now I have to make sacrifices like the rest of you and start selling my chairs (not fun). FOMO is the strongest. I might have to get a girlfriend now and hope it is cheaper than the alternative. At the end it is all a gamble and like Tul1ps, it might just go to zero. P.S. Thank you Japan for your continuous support.

Tul1ps Happy new year! I recently went back to the UK for funs and giggles and let me tell you, they are fucked! The ammount socialist propaganda there is through the roof. Led by people like Gary's Economics. They went all in on the "tax the rich" shit and I don't think the are coming back from there. They are also magnificently digital now, nobody takes cash and the flow is amazing, being full contactless is really nice. I was surprised they did it, given the ammount of debanking going on there, but even the muslims where accepting credit cards (it goes against their laws, something called Riba or so). Nobody knew about the jail for tweet scandal and every bad news we hear from the UK is unknown to them. I've has a good time there but sadly the UK is Tul1ps and it's going to zero. P.S. thank god you are back and thank you for the show (specially the one about Tul1ps).

Tul1ps This cheap bastard prefers longer episodes. Longer like the sentence of the chinese lady. These people are like the dog chasing the car, they caught it and do not know what to do with it. I am not a criminal mastermind able to get my hands on all that corn, but I bet I can do a decent job enjoying it without getting caught. Let them play those games, strike force teams and internation detectives will be working for nothing. According to Preston Pysh's new FUD, Quantum computers will be cracking Bitcoin in 2-8 years and nothing can stop it. All your MSTR, SBR, and other R's are just Tul1ps and they are going to zero.

Tul1ps Thank you sir, you just ruined my life. The ammount of "suit-speak" and "control-speak" in my life is off the charts. It has always been there but I did not notice, I guess that is what being a Normy really means. BTW Strike Bitcoin loans just went live this week in Europa. It is a big deal around here just when loans are being labeled "Immoral" in Bitcoin circles. With all this news we can see how the fiat standard was just Tul1ps and is slowly going to zero.

Tul1ps I keep an eye on the auction market of a few countries I have access to and let me tell you, Rolex watches are bid like crazy. They are highly liquid and a good way to transport money around for those not familiar with bitcoin (96% of the world). The world is dangerous, specially in the UK lately. I still do not know how to survive the digital shit they are thowing at everybody everywhere. Short of violence, I see no solution but to fly away and let those places just be Tul1ps and go to zero.

Tul1ps Bitcoiners are the only ones having fun staying poor, what magnificent line sir. Regarding the fork stuff, I do not agree with people publishing out of context-private idea explorations, that is how self-censoring starts. And if you have your sats in cold storage, you should sleep like a baby (I sleep like a baby with not enough sats). On the other hand, MSTR-Coinbase bitcoiners will wake up one day on the wrong side of the fork wondering why their BTC is just Tul1ps and went to zero

Tul1ps The european DISunion is starting to fight itself and I like it. It is the equivalent of a gritlock in the US. It promotes unstoppable tech a.k.a. BTC. More coming from Thailand too, they started to advertise BTC with all the bank shenannigangs. Bad news = Good news - It is all tul1ps and it is going to zero

Tul1ps My nerves are tingling, I feel like Bitcoin is about to run again before I get to stack a decent ammount. All this doomerism ( or rather Dummerism) and the price is no longer falling makes me think the cheap sats are over. Be it as it may, I thank you for your services. Your commentary makes me laugh more than commedy, especially this episode. P.S. I have been boosting old episodes by mistake, sorry about that and bewere the Friday 13.

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Tul1ps I sent you a Happy Puppy Face on your FED UP eposide but you did not read it. Go there, read it and then you can go back to being sad. At the end all these sponsors are just Tul1ps and they are going to zero

Tul1ps Dude, banks are coming for our savings, either through tokenization, CBDCs or stable coins (which we will call just dollars eventually). In Europe the population is totally docile and domesticated but their leaders are fucking tyrans (Slow erotion). In LATAM and Africa shit is wild and the people unruly. The contrast will provide the best social experiment ever devised once bitcoin takes hold and we have the best seats to watch it play out. The status quo is just Tul1ps and it is going to zero.

Tul1ps Breaking news! Billioner Michael Saylor goes brank-rupt throwing expensive parties everytime bitcoin goes above 100k. Trump claims not to know who CZ is, my guess is that they know how influencial Binance is for stable coins to flow and they are just lubbing each other's... eh... hands. In other news, I hate bitcoin.com, these mother fuckers threw me for a ride with all that false information when I started learning about bitcoin. They really do prey on the stupid and/or misinformed (me on both cases). They should just accept that their bitcoin-shitcoin is just Tul1ps and already went to zero.

Tul1ps In my favourite shithole country, the level of automation a company can have is negociated with the state, in my fiat job the use of AI is forbidden (even the safe kind) and any other form of performance enhancer at any level is regulated out of existance and made taboo. It comes to no surprise that Binance is doing just the same, New York legislating it away and the whole world complaining that it is not fair and we should tax it. At 1M BTC we are next, make no mistake about it. It is then when we find out that Bitcoin is just Tul1ps and it is going to zero

Tul1ps I guess Bitcoin is just Tul1ps and it is going to 400 years of prosperity?